Wait, What?

Police said a 30-year-old woman apparently fell out of a third-story window, landed on her parked car, and then walked into a neighbor's house, where she fell asleep on a couch for two hours. Lakemoor Police Chief Mike Marchese said family members believe the woman woke up before dawn Thursday and fell through the screen while opening a third-floor window.

Marchese said the woman bounced off the hood of her car, walked through a neighbor's open garage door and went into the house.

The neighbor found her asleep two hours later and called 911.

The woman, whom police have not identified, was taken by ambulance to Centegra Hospital-McHenry. Marchese said she was not suffering from any life-threatening injuries, but he did not know her condition.

Is it just me or does there seem to be some information missing here? A lot of the time when I reference articles I only quote a paragraph or two but this is the entire article and it seems to be taken a little lightly in my opinion. This is totally insane. People don't fall out of buildings very often.

How the hell did she survive that fall? Does her car have a trampoline hood? Did she bounce to a standing position? Was she tired before she fell? Does falling three stories bring about intense sleepiness?

The only possible explanation is that she's a super hero tired from a long night of crime fighting.