Hot Stuff

This is the man that women fawn over. I don't see it...

Goat Boy

When I first saw this I thought, "Some kid is thinking about his penis in a goat!?" Shocking and pretty disgusting. But then I took a second or two and realized that the child was writing "My pen is in a goat," which makes more sense and put me at ease.

But I was only at ease for a few brief moments when I thought, "Why would a pen be in a goat?" I then decided the child, was indeed, weird and horrifying. That was until I looked at the word jumble and the first thing I saw was my pen is in a goat. So either I'm part of the new twisted generation or there's something off with this little kid brain teaser.

OR the kid could have assumed that the goat ate his pen and I'm alone in making this innocent statement into a horrible thought.

Baby Cage

Where's a safe place to put the baby? Of Course! Hang the baby out the window. Now the baby won't be in the way... ever again because it is going to die.

Courtesy of the 1930's

Love Seats

For pooping with your partner.

I came across this little gem while I was out last night at a restaurant/hookah bar. There is no one I know or care enough about to ever use the love seats with.

I have decided there are three scenarios that exist with this bathroom. One is two bros (or a girl and her she-bro) are forced to rub thighs while they flex it out. Plus side: there can be a high five celebration for a job well done or there is support for when things don't go as well as planned. Down side: extraordinarily disgusting.

The second scenario is a couple can share an experience together like no other. In fact, the couple can hold hands the entire time they are in the bathroom, depending on how good one may be at unfastening belts and pants with one hand. Plus side: gazing into your loved ones eyes and understanding them in a time few couples can understand. Down side: no one ever needs to be this close to their boyfriend/girlfriend while they release the concentrated evil that is inside of them.

The third and, in my opinion, best scenario is the stranger session. This would be two people who have never met, who are then forced to share an experience that they never thought they'd share with the closest of people in their lives. It is my favorite because it embodies my favorite sort of awkwardness. I imagine that people would attempt to be polite and hold in their gas, struggling to release a silent fart. It would be as silent a bathroom session could be with an occasional subdued cough. Upside: a great adventure with a new friend. Downside: exceptionally horrid experience with a person you hope to never see again.

I don't know which experience this establishment had planned for when they installed this porcelain pair but it fascinates me to no end.

Brilliant

The best answer to a test question I have seen. I wish I had been clever to write an answer like this while I was in school. There were more than a few math questions I didn't know the answer to...

Good job Peter.

Sweet and Nasty

What an adorable puzzle. But it's obvious what's really going on here. Jungle loooovvee.

Only an adult mind can take the innocent and make it filthy.

We Live in Dangerous Times

Pack your tea set away because... things are getting crazy?

I can't say I understand this at all.

Everyone is Stuck on Their Phone

Pay attention to your kid!

Poop Freeze

What do you do when your dog poops in the yard?

Freeze it.

Why?

Because it's nicer to pick up cold poop.


Available at http://www.amazon.com/Poop-Freeze-Aerosol-Spray/dp/B000CMKPDI

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Drunk Pilot

Don't worry folks, this is completely normal. Just your run of the mill, everyday landing.