"Cyclists around the globe jumped out of their trousers and on to their bikes for the World Naked Bike Ride last Saturday, an annual gathering in which bikers celebrate the human body while protesting against cars and oil dependence. Bike riders disrobed in demonstrations in Mexico City, Montreal, Madrid, Paris and Cape Town, South Africa, among other cities, in eye-catching parades intended to draw attention to cycling rights and environmental plights, like the ongoing oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico."
This is why I'm not such a big fan of people. This is a stupid thing to do. Why do these people ride their bikes naked? Why? It's simple. It's because they're stupid and they think that when they ride their bikes through NYC other people, clothed people, will think about their cause. There is no way anyone thinks about anything other than the gross naked person they just saw. When they tell the story later they will say, "I saw a naked guy on a bike. It looked really uncomfortable." So good work guys. Everyone now knows that they should pay attention to some policy about religion or something or maybe it was a restriction on rights for your testicles to be free. Could have been gay rights. Who knows?
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