Bad Cop

(AP) JACKSON, Wyo. (AP) - Officials in Wyoming want people to be on the lookout for a black box with white lettering that says "METH," after a deputy lost a stash used to train police dogs.

Teton County sheriff's Sgt. Lloyd Funk said the deputy accidentally left the box on a bumper after a canine training exercise Oct. 27. It contained nearly an ounce of methamphetamine. The deputy drove off with the drugs perched on the vehicle.

The Jackson Hole News & Guide reported that officers literally trying to get drugs off the street haven't been able to find the box. Anyone with information is being asked to call the sheriff's office.

Sheriff Jim Whalen says someone possessing the amount of meth that was lost would face a felony charge. Whalen says his office is taking action to make sure the mistake isn't repeated.



I've made my fair share of mistakes at my job but I don't think any have made people nearly as happy, or want to scratch their skin off their face, as much as this mistake. Bravo law enforcement. You were playing with a big ol box o drugs and lost it. If you care about your things you have to take care of them! Didn't your mother ever teach you that. And it was an ounce. I don't know a whole lot about meth, evident by my full set of teeth and my lack of burn marks, but I'm pretty sure an ounce is overkill. But the mistake won't be repeated, which is French for we are going to fire this imbecile faster than Lindsay Lohan grabs the crack pipe after rehab.




By the way... Do you know how I know meth is a terrible drug? I search "meth" in google images and feel nauseous. Try it out, it's a good time.

It's Just Medicine

A 62-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday for allegedly having 30 pounds of marijuana at her south Jackson home.

Millie Steverson is charged with possession of marijuana, possession of cocaine, possession of ecstasy, receiving stolen property and convicted felon in possession of a concealed weapon, Hinds County Sheriff Malcolm McMillin said.

The drug bust occurred at Steverson’s home at 2665 Milo Ave. following a tip by a concerned citizen, McMillin said.

Upon searching the home deputies discovered the marijuana, crack cocaine and ecstasy pills, a handgun and a stolen 2008 Lexus.

McMillin said the street value for the drugs is estimated at $200,000.

Steverson told authorities the marijuana was for personal use to treat her glaucoma, McMillin said.

Yeah that weed is for medicinal purposes only. Yep, all 30 pounds of it. Yeah the crack is too... and the ecstasy. Surprisingly enough, the combination of crack, ecstasy, and weed really makes the glaucoma easy to deal with.

You can really only stretch that lie so far. Does her glaucoma explain why she stole a Lexus and probably did so at gunpoint. She couldn't at least get a newer model? Let's be serious, if you're stealing a Lexus you have the get a '10 model. I bet all the other woman drug dealers in their 60's laughed at her.

What a Victory

"A HEROIN-addicted sex offender has won custody of his young daughter because the girl's mother is considered an even more unsuitable parent.

Child protection campaigners yesterday lashed the Federal Magistrates' Court decision to leave the girl in such conditions as outrageous and "defying logic".

Granting custody of the girl, aged about 5, to the father, the court branded the mother dishonest and criticised her continuing drug use.

The court heard the mother, who has shoplifting and prostitution-related convictions and a history of drug use, left the labour ward to buy heroin soon after giving birth.

The father, who also has a string of convictions, was put on the sex offenders' list after being convicted of wilful and obscene exposure.

But, despite concerns he had taken drugs as recently as last December, and kept a knife and sword collection, the court last month ruled the girl should live with him. "

".....Her drug-screening tests repeatedly indicated the presence of benzodiazepines and opiates. She was even suspected of once taking drugs while in the court precinct arguing for custody."

You know your life is shit when you're fighting for the right to have custody of your daughter and lose out to a heroin addicted sex offender with a sword collection. How do you even lose this battle? Oh yeah, you have to be a kleptomaniac, prostitute, druggy who shows up high to court. That makes sense.

So what does it take to be a good parent? I guess you just have to take less drugs than the other parent.

Who Cares?

This is actually news. A television star from the 80's came out of the closet!

NO WAY!!!

Speaking on behalf of my entire generation, nobody cares Baxter. First of all, you are old and that automatically means you are boring unless you are Clint Eastwood. Second you are clearly just bored with your life. You claim that the tabloids were spreading that you might be a sneaky lesbian, so you thought you should tell the world the truth. But you also said that your friends, family, and even former cast members have known the truth for years. Maybe it's your gay logic, but you lost me...

If you are bored then start a foundation or something or maybe even get back in to acting. It's great that you are a lesbian and all but your appearance on the Today Show really is a pathetic attempt to get back into the spotlight. You should have tried it before there were successful shows like "Will and Grace" or "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

You should have taken a tip from Andre Agassi, America's favorite athlete and meth head. He knew what to do when no one wanted to hear about his life anymore. He knew that he had to go bigger than gay, so he told the world that he used to do meth... once. He had a whole minute dedicated to him on sportscenter and when people heard the news that day they even talked about it for a few minutes.


No one is talking about you, other than me. Next time you miss the spotlight please remember, meth is the new gay.