Dirty Money

Last week, we reported that Steve Wilson, of the St. Louis company DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal, found $58 worth of chewed currency in a pile of doggy doo. And it turns out that these now-famous bills might be worth far more than $58 to the Humane Society of the United States. Dog owner Karen Linn is auctioning the actual bills, eaten by her dog Fozzie, on eBay. She wants to use the money that was consumed by her own rescued shelter dog to help shelter dogs across the nation.

But that's not her only motivation. "I want to draw attention to the fact that if you're not careful, your dog can chew up and swallow just about anything," Linn said. Money isn't the only thing Fozzie, her golden-doodle -- a golden retriever and poodle mix -- has eaten. "He once ate one of my bras," she told AOL News, adding that the 110-pound pooch passed the entire garment in one piece.

Unbelievable. The nerve of some people. She's auctioning off money that her dog ate to raise awareness to the fact that dogs sometimes eat things that aren't food. I think the only person that needs to be more aware of the situation is you, Karen. Maybe instead of this stupid waste of time auction you could just not leave your bras laying around everywhere and maybe put your money in your wallet. Another idea is to actually train your dog to not eat things in your house that aren't dog food. It sounds to me like you have a dumb ass dog that you're probably starving to death. So call off the auction because no one wants your crap covered cash.