As a result of being found in violation of probation, Lindsay Lohan will be collecting trash, emptying trash bins, mopping floors and cleaning windows and restrooms at the L.A. County Department of Coroner's facility.
"She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them,” Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter tells People of the actress, 24, who also has been ordered to complete 360 hours of service at the Downtown Women's Center, a homeless shelter located in L.A.'s Skid Row.
Lohan must enroll in the two programs within a week and has a year to complete them, according to People.
The actress – who previously completed a DUI morgue program following her second drunk-driving conviction 2007 – remains free on $75,000 bail (she was sentenced to 120 days behind bars Friday).
Note that the article refers to her as Lindsay Lohan, and not Lindsay as she had hoped. This is because she is a bona fide train wreck of a person. Maybe the dead people will scare her into becoming a better person but I have my doubts.
It's a very simple equation. Don't drive drunk/ don't violate probation/ don't hit people or things with your car/ don't do drugs all the time and you won't have to clean up the dead person's home. Now I know this can be confusing to someone who has been at the top of the world with cinema classics like "Freaky Friday" and "Herbie Fully Loaded." I don't know what my life would be like if those movies were never made. I'm guessing I wouldn't have seen the previews? That's probably all that would change.
So she's a mediocre actress, she's not hot anymore (stop being blonde), and she fails to understand basic social standards/rules. I have to imagine that she would get along very well with Gary Busey.
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