Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Who Cares?




This is actually news. A television star from the 80's came out of the closet!

NO WAY!!!

Speaking on behalf of my entire generation, nobody cares Baxter. First of all, you are old and that automatically means you are boring unless you are Clint Eastwood. Second you are clearly just bored with your life. You claim that the tabloids were spreading that you might be a sneaky lesbian, so you thought you should tell the world the truth. But you also said that your friends, family, and even former cast members have known the truth for years. Maybe it's your gay logic, but you lost me...

If you are bored then start a foundation or something or maybe even get back in to acting. It's great that you are a lesbian and all but your appearance on the Today Show really is a pathetic attempt to get back into the spotlight. You should have tried it before there were successful shows like "Will and Grace" or "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

You should have taken a tip from Andre Agassi, America's favorite athlete and meth head. He knew what to do when no one wanted to hear about his life anymore. He knew that he had to go bigger than gay, so he told the world that he used to do meth... once. He had a whole minute dedicated to him on sportscenter and when people heard the news that day they even talked about it for a few minutes.


No one is talking about you, other than me. Next time you miss the spotlight please remember, meth is the new gay.

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