Comedian to Watch

Have you heard of Jerry Seinfeld? He's kind of a big deal. If you're talking about a successful comedian this is the guy to talk about. He has sold out the biggest venues in the country with his stand-up for over 20 years, pioneered one of the most viewed sitcoms in television history, is currently an executive producer for a comedy series on NBC (The Marriage Ref), and one other minor detail; he is worth is approximately 800 million dollars. So if your only impression of Jerry Seinfeld is Bee Movie then please take a second and check out the links below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MarBVyZVe9s (Halloween)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzE7xN65E7Q&feature=related (Airport)

Hot Wheels

POLICE nabbed a trio of thieves in southern Sweden after they used wheelchairs as getaway vehicles but literally forgot to cover their tracks.

Ttwo men and a woman allegedly cleaned out two basement storage areas of an apartment, Swedish news website The Local reported, citing the Kvallsposten newspaper.

Police caught up with them after they followed tracks in the snow left by two of the wheelchair-bound suspects.

"People had seen them at the spot, but they had managed to escape. However, since two of them were in wheelchairs, they did not get very far.

The tracks were not difficult to follow in the snow. We did not even need a dog," Leif Nilsson, a police officer, told Kvallsposten.

The suspects were all previously known to police, but none were known to have used wheelchairs before.

Something tells me these aren't top tier criminals. They might as well have run with weights tied to their feet. Do you think they tied chains to the wheels to get better traction at least?

Given that these three were all making their getaway in wheelchairs I don't think they could have "cleaned out" any storage areas. That is unless they were dragging the things with the wheelchairs... which actually sounds about right for these criminal masterminds.

Hopefully next time they try a stunt like this they will be smart enough to at least use scooters.

And I occasionally make a spelling error or Ttwo but I'm not paid to write. Everyone involved with this story did a great job.

We Live in Dangerous Times

Pack your tea set away because... things are getting crazy?

I can't say I understand this at all.

Best Worst Gifts

It's the holiday season and I have spent a lot of time searching online for great gifts. Unfortunately, I am distracted by the not so great gifts. So in the spirit of the holidays I have created a brief list of things to not buy for your friends or family this year.

1. The Phubby (wrist cubby)

The Perfect gift for someone who loves wristbands but always wishes they were just a little bit longer. But not quite as long as a sleeve. By the way "wrist" and "cubby" doesn't turn into phubby when combined.

2. Clear Tub from Tummy Tub

Perfect for those parents that want to wash their babies in buckets but don't own a bucket yet.

3. The World's Largest Gummy Bear

This is five pounds and 12,600 calories of intense gummy. A great gift for someone who wants a giant sticky mess to deal with and to feel like they're eating a small child.

4. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

For the adult that never wants to get laid.

5. Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club

If you know someone who hates buying peanut butter at the grocery store and sometimes is bothered with purchasing jelly too, then you can get them this! Make sure peanut butter and jelly aren't on their grocery list ever again.

Nice Legs

(AP) PRAGUE (AP) - Authorities say that life-sized cardboards of female police officers in miniskirts placed alongside roads have managed to slow down speeding drivers in several central Czech towns.

The mayor of the town of Mrakotin, Miroslav Pozar, said Thursday drivers, including him, automatically slow down when they see such officers.

Pozar dismissed allegations this was because the drivers want to look at the officer's legs, rather than her uniform.

No they aren't looking at her legs. They are looking at her personality.

There's a reason it's a woman in a skirt and not a fat guy in trousers. For some strange reason people fail to notice fat men as much as they notice a nice pair of personalities. It's not even just men noticing. Women love to compare their personalities with other personalities.

Everyone is Stuck on Their Phone

Pay attention to your kid!