WASECA — A Waseca man has been charged with felony creation and possession of an explosive or incendiary device and felony terroristic threats after authorities discovered a homemade explosive device hidden in a sex toy...
According to the criminal complaint, Lester had made some modifications to a sex toy. He put gun powder, BB shot and buck shot from shotgun shells into one with black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port....
The complaint went on to say that Lester planned on giving it to one of three women. In each of those cases, the relationship had ended badly...
There is no more malicious offensive move than to go for the old exploding vagina attack. How shitty of a person do you have to be to be able to contemplate which vagina was the most awful and worth destroying?
But on the other hand, what an awful group of women to crush a man's heart to a point at which he is considering such violence. It's remarkable they could turn down such a fine specimen of man at any time. He's like Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp but more American, more Budweiser, more Nascar, more wifebeater, more crystal meth, and pulls off a mullet.
So maybe he wasn't trying to deliver a heat seeking vagina missile. Maybe he was just trying to spread Christmas cheer. Everybody loves to see some fireworks.
Or he's just a crazy redneck.
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