Bad Taste

What do you think of when you think of the perfect vacation?

I like to think of a place that is relaxing with great scenery but can meet my partying needs at any given moment. Others, however, prefer a slightly different type of vacation. A vacation where they are able to show off their excessive amounts of money along with take in a local tragedy with thousands upon thousands of deaths. If you’re more interested in the latter than book a cruise now with Royal Caribbean where you can safely watch Haitians die as you jetski around the island.

Royal Caribbean (RC) has come out and said it’s fine to stop there because they’re also dropping off food and supplies while they parasail and drink cocktails.

Ok… let’s go with this.

Lets say after Katrina I decide I want to test out my new boat. So I ride it around through the streets of New Orleans but I also throw some cash to the people stuck on the rooftops of their homes as I speed by. According to RC’s logic that’s just fine. Maybe I’ll just test out my new sprinkler system and let the neighborhood children set up a slip n slide as my neighbors house is in flames, which is fine because I just gave my neighbor a glass of water to help with the fire.

Yeah… makes sense.

Comedian to Watch

My guy for this week is Geoff Keith. He’s a very young guy who loves to talk about sex. He’s foul-mouthed and dirty. He has the perfect college humor.

Check out this link to his comedy on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54XJeGTw54c&feature=related

Comedian to Watch

Next on my list is Anthony Jeselnik. He’s a very young guy with a very unique style. His jokes come out slowly but audiences can really feel them for a while. Sometimes disgusting, sometimes mean, sometimes cynical, but always funny. I have a feeling this guy is going to do big things.

The link below will take you to a clip of his comedy on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFnKTs6CXwQ

Comedian to Watch

My comedian this week is Louis C.K. This guy is a balding red head with anger issues. He is hilarious. If you like humor that is right at the edge of acceptable then he is your man. This guy has been a favorite of mine for years but never achieved great success. His humor shocked HBO with his show “Lucky Louie” that was cancelled because it was too offensive. However, recently he has been in a few episodes of “Parks and Recreation” and will have his own show on FX in the fall.

The link below will take you to a clip of his comedy at his website.

http://louisck.com/conan080504.mpg

Off You Go

I’ve always been annoyed by the Omarosas and the Snookies of the world. The people that get famous for being annoying or stupid are cancerous to society. So when I heard about the balloon boy story I thought that it was great that the kid fucked up. It’s obvious that the parents were looking for something to put them in the spotlight and considering the boys father was a failed actor he should have just come out as a recovering meth addict. But the couple decided to go with the flawless balloon story but, fortunately, their son ruined their delusional hopes and dreams of hopping from interview to interview crying, “MY BABBBYY! THE BALLOON TOOK MY BABY!”

It really made me happy to see these people get caught, and on national television! It doesn’t get much better than seeing an idiot fail on TV. They were dismissed pretty quickly by the public, which I also enjoyed, until yesterday when they were back in the news. This time they were in the news because their punishment was announced. It was an exciting day.

The husband was sentenced to 90 days in prison while the wife was sentenced to 20 days and they are going to be charged a fine upwards of $50,000. To this I’d like to say…

HAHA! Losers.

They got what they deserved. If you act like a douche then you should be punished. The last part of their punishment is that for the next four years the couple will not be allowed to make any money related to their stupid little escapade. This is perfect! Nothing would be more of a slap in the face to the public than to have balloon daddy crying and apologizing before he goes to jail only to come out with a book in four months about the whole ordeal. This is a perfect “stop being a pathetic loser” and “you can’t make money without doing something” punishment.

Oh and did you know this family was on Wife Swap?

It’s awful to separate children from their parents but in this case I think the kids are better off without them.