The resident said he observed an unknown person leave the package and called police, according to the police report.
The officer said he could see the package was clearly labeled with the Amazon.com logo and asked the man if he had ordered anything from the firm recently.
The man reportedly said "Why yes, I did."
The officer told the resident his package had arrived. The resident then said he was comfortable opening the box. The officer then left the scene, according to the report.
An unknown person dressed all in brown suspiciously pulled down his brown cap as he left his large brown vehicle with something suspect underneath his arm. The mysterious, and most likely dangerous item, was left on the porch for the local resident to fear. The resident was also an avid viewer of Glenn Beck. Only later did the resident realize the mysterious package was in fact the fleshlight he had ordered online.
(The things people do and the things that are reported will never cease to amaze me)
now u killed me with the glennbeck add in. the flesh light was the sprinkles
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