Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Straight Killer


BRADENTON, Fla., Oct. 4 (UPI) -- A Florida man used water guns and water balloons to spray weed killer on his neighbor's plants because he was owed money for drugs, police said.

Bradenton police said Paul Ewing, 35, was pulled over Thursday for driving with a suspended license and admitted he had been spraying his neighbor's flowers and bushes with Roundup weed killer because he was upset about money the neighbor owed him for drugs, the Bradenton (Fla.) Herald reported Monday.

Ewing, who estimated the landscaping damage at $250, said he used water guns to spray plants in the front yard and threw water balloons into the back yard.

Police said the incidents took place from May 1 to July 1.

Ewing was charged with criminal mischief with property damage and released from Manatee County jail after posting $500 bail.





This guy is real gangster, look at that face. Wait a minute though. Doesn't weed killer come in a spray bottle? Well let's give the guy the benefit of the doubt, maybe he bought the economy size and there was no sprayer. Clearly the necessary action was to purchase a super soaker AND water balloons. I bet he even held the super soaker sideways when he shot the plants. And we all know that drug addicts don't care about anything more than their gardens. This is the perfect revenge. Plus he took two months to do it. Just one water balloon of roundup per week I guess. That way the guy that owes him money thinks that his plants are dying because of his own negligence. A much tastier revenge than if here were to simply rip the flowers out of the ground or let's say if he just punched the guy in the face and demanded his money.

THUG LIFE.

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