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This is the man that women fawn over. I don't see it...

Goat Boy

When I first saw this I thought, "Some kid is thinking about his penis in a goat!?" Shocking and pretty disgusting. But then I took a second or two and realized that the child was writing "My pen is in a goat," which makes more sense and put me at ease.

But I was only at ease for a few brief moments when I thought, "Why would a pen be in a goat?" I then decided the child, was indeed, weird and horrifying. That was until I looked at the word jumble and the first thing I saw was my pen is in a goat. So either I'm part of the new twisted generation or there's something off with this little kid brain teaser.

OR the kid could have assumed that the goat ate his pen and I'm alone in making this innocent statement into a horrible thought.

Class Act

A 49-year-old man is in Sullivan County Jail without bail after authorities say he showed up for a court hearing on a felony DWI charge drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer, plus four more cans in a bag.

The Middletown Times Herald-Record reports that Keith Gruber of Swan Lake was an hour and a half late for his court appearance Monday before Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda, who asked him if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch."

Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry.

LaBuda sent him to jail with no bail.

"It was obvious he was intoxicated," LaBuda said.

Gruber, who has prior DWI convictions, was arrested on Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail.



I congratulate this man. He is a shining figure of Americantude ©. If only I had the moxie to show up to my court date with a cool refreshing American brewed (German owned) Busch. And it wasn't some sissy Busch Light. This was a Busch Classic, no a Busch Original, no! A Busch Heavy, for a bold man who makes bold decisions. He bought a sixer with the intent of finishing all seis of those crisp and delightful cans of U.S.A. sweetness. He didn't stop to think about any repercussions because he lives on the edge, which is probably how he was driving when he got his DUI, on the edge of the guard rail and the road. Patriotically enough, this Grade-A citizen was arrested in the town of Liberty. A prime display of Americantude ©.

Comedian to Watch

Stephen Lynch is the lucky to receive the "Comedian to Watch" title this go around.





A lot of people are turned off by comedy mixed with music and I can understand that but if there is an exception, it's Stephen Lynch. His sick and twisted humor mixed with strum of his guitar balances out his dark humor nicely. He's been a favorite of mine for years but still has yet to gain mainstream notoriety. I highly recommend listening to some of his songs. Below are a few links to a couple of my favorite songs on youtube and a link to the videos on his website.

Enjoy.


http://www.stephenlynch.com/video.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c